Customer service is dead...
Don’t believe me; try taking and airplane flight.
Of course you can expect that the only “meal” you will get is a lousy package of dry pretzels with a measly amount of soda in a tiny plastic cup filled with ice. Of course, the seats have padding approximately 1 micron thick. But that little discomfort is offset by the fact that the seats are crammed closer together than chairs at a preschool.
Don’t even get me started on the vast indignity of the typical security screening, which has one nearly disrobed as complete strangers inspect your belongings with all the technology available to modern man. And heaven help the person who singled out for closer inspection because of some perceived level of threat posed by an 80-year-old grandmother or a toddler in a stroller.
Now, it seems, the industry as a whole would have us travel without a change of clothes…
It seems that times are so bad for the airlines that they must now charge us for EVERY piece of checked luggage we take. $15 for the first bag, $25 for the second and increasing amounts for each bag thereafter. If you try to get around this little scam by trying to take your bag on as carryon, you will likely find that everyone else on the plane had the same thought and all of the overhead storage is filled before you even leave the gate area. But don’t worry; they will gladly check you bag for you; for the customary fee…
But wait you say, I’ll just get a BIG bag. That way I can fit twice the amount of stuff in a single bag and only pay for one! A stroke of genius you think. Don’t worry the airlines are way ahead of you. If your bag ways an ounce more than the arbitrary amount they set, you get to pay some more; or if it is a millimeter larger than the ridiculously small size they set, you get to pay more for that too.
Of course, you can always take up your dispute with a supervisor. These, you will find, are employees who have had all vestiges of human compassion surgically removed. The only actual authority they have is to tell you that they can’t do anything about your problem, and that they probably wouldn’t even if they could. They are living proof that customer service is an oxymoron.
“Why do these new fees and regulations surprise you”, you are asked. “They’ve been all over the Internet and the news for weeks. How could you have missed them? Besides, everyone is charging them; so that makes it OK. What’s that you say? Some airlines are not cheating their customers like this? Oh well, they don’t fly to this airport, so they don’t matter.
And neither does the customer.
